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		<title>I still have nothing all that interesting to say</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:39:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So read this Amazon review instead.
(Via somewhat-hypothesis)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So read this <a title="Amazon review" href="http://www.amazon.com/review/R2X2TB3S4O5I60?ie=UTF8&amp;ref_=cm_cr_rdp_perm">Amazon review</a> instead.</p>
<p>(Via <a title="somewhat-hypothesis.com" href="http://somewhat-hypothesis.com">somewhat-hypothesis</a>)</p>
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		<title>Screw my front teeth</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All I want for Christmas is to move back to Las Vegas.  And if I get to move back, I promise I&#8217;ll never make fun of the Augusta&#8217;s Hair commercial again.  Okay, just one more time, but then I&#8217;m done.  Really.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All I want for Christmas is to move back to Las Vegas.  And if I get to move back, I promise I&#8217;ll never make fun of the Augusta&#8217;s Hair commercial again.  Okay, just one more time, but then I&#8217;m done.  Really.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://jayandjoe.com/wp-content/plugins/flash-video-player/default_video_player.gif" /></p>
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		<title>Desperate times call for stupid pictures</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 05:58:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I made a New Year&#8217;s resolution for 2009 that I would post at least one entertaining blog entry per day.  Now, I know it&#8217;s not 2009, but I figured if I got a head start in December that by the time the new year got here I could just change all the dates on my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">I made a New Year&#8217;s resolution for 2009 that I would post at least one <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">entertaining</span> blog entry per day.  Now, I know it&#8217;s not 2009, but I figured if I got a head start in December that by the time the new year got here I could just change all the dates on my posts to January and say &#8220;HA &#8211; I DID IT&#8217; to all my skeptical friends.  Or at least that&#8217;s what I would do if I had any friends.  But today, here I am, only a week into my master plan of New Year&#8217;s Eve resolution deceit, and I have nothing interesting to write about.  So instead, you&#8217;re stuck with this:</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-161" title="Boy I'm thirsty" src="http://jayandjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/monalisa.jpg" alt="Boy I'm thirsty" width="379" height="282" /></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">That&#8217;s right.  Mona Lisa.  At a bar.  </p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Now that I&#8217;ve set the standard so low, my next post will be much easier.  <em>Much</em> easier.</p>
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