I still have nothing all that interesting to say

Monday, January 12th, 2009
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Screw my front teeth

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008
All I want for Christmas is to move back to Las Vegas.  And if I get to move back, I promise I'll never make fun of the Augusta's Hair commercial again. Okay, just one more time, but then I'm done. Really.

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Desperate times call for stupid pictures

Monday, December 15th, 2008

I made a New Year's resolution for 2009 that I would post at least one entertaining blog entry per day.  Now, I know it's not 2009, but I figured if I got a head start in December that by the time the new year got here I could just change all the dates on my posts to January and say "HA - I DID IT' to all my skeptical friends.  Or at least that's what I would do if I had any friends.  But today, here I am, only a week into my master plan of New Year's Eve resolution deceit, and I have nothing interesting to write about.  So instead, you're stuck with this:

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