JAYandJOE.com » New http://jayandjoe.com Part Jay. Part Joe. Part (stolen) borrowed from better blogs. Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:41:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 You CAN have your cake and eat it too http://jayandjoe.com/2008/12/14/you-can-have-your-cake-and-eat-it-too http://jayandjoe.com/2008/12/14/you-can-have-your-cake-and-eat-it-too#comments Sun, 14 Dec 2008 15:24:01 +0000 Jay http://jayandjoe.com/?p=124 No need to worry about that moment on the lips lasting a lifetime on the hips.  Just let Photoshop erase your muffin-top.

 

Look at me, I'm eating half of a cake and I'm still thin!

(Actual promotional photo from weightview dot com)

 

While I’m sure the people over at weightview have only the best intentions (of making lots of advertising $$) with their “virtual weight-loss technology,” instead of all their weight-loss sponsors they’d be better off partnering with eHarmony, where I’m sure most of these “no, really, this is the ONLY self-pic that I have” profile photos will end up anyway.

]]> http://jayandjoe.com/2008/12/14/you-can-have-your-cake-and-eat-it-too/feed 2 The police will be knocking on my door any minute now http://jayandjoe.com/2008/12/12/the-police-will-be-knocking-on-my-door-any-minute-now http://jayandjoe.com/2008/12/12/the-police-will-be-knocking-on-my-door-any-minute-now#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:49:49 +0000 Jay http://jayandjoe.com/?p=92 With the economy as bad as it is, and most people looking for ways to save a few dollars, I’m sure many parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles (myself included) are looking for ways to save money on gifts for the kids this holiday season.   And what better place to start a search for some “cheap children’s gifts” than Google.  That is, unless when typing your search query you miss the apostrophe key when typing “children’s” and hit the enter key instead:

 

Cheap, Wholesale Children

 

No need to risk getting trampled to death at Walmart looking for bargains.   Buy online, buy wholesale and never pay retail price again.  Not for your children, anyway.

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