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Damn it. Why did I never join the military??? I mean, a FREE BLOOMIN' ONION?!? Those veterans get all the perks.
Chardonnay in a plastic cup with ice cubes, microwaved frozen white castles on a paper towel. Dinner of champions.
I just ousted
@dan_o_mite
as the mayor of Walmart on
@foursquare
!
http://4sq.com/7q1SRo
Well, there's 9 minutes and 32 seconds of my life I'll never get back.
doesn't want to be a pie
