Part Jay. Part Joe. Part stolen borrowed from better blogs.

I made a New Year’s resolution for 2009 that I would post at least one entertaining blog entry per day.  Now, I know it’s not 2009, but I figured if I got a head start in December that by the time the new year got here I could just change all the dates on my posts to January and say “HA – I DID IT’ to all my skeptical friends.  Or at least that’s what I would do if I had any friends.  But today, here I am, only a week into my master plan of New Year’s Eve resolution deceit, and I have nothing interesting to write about.  So instead, you’re stuck with this:

That’s right.  Mona Lisa.  At a bar.  

Now that I’ve set the standard so low, my next post will be much easier.  Much easier.